In our family portrait, we look pretty normal
but if you take a closer look, you'll see the reality of things.
Carlie has a cardboard problem,
Rowan's obsessed with necks,
Morris likes to eat loose fur,
and their manners are a wreck.
Morris sprawls out, belly up
Rowan attacks your leg,
Carlie will beg for all your food
and drools on the reg(ular).
Stinky, messy, furry cats with abnormal habits
I must admit, make life so very joyous.