TODAY I WAS ASLEEP AND THEN MY MOM WOKE ME UP. I FELL ASLEEP ON HER CLEAN LAUNDRY PILE AND IT SMELLED SO NICE AND WAS SO WARM. I HAD DUG MYSELF A LITTLE CAVE AND DRIFTED OFF.WHILE I WAS ASLEEP I HAD A DREAM ABOUT MY DAD. HE WAS GIVING ME BREAKFAST AND IT WAS A LARGE SALMON. IT WAS THE MOST DELICIOUS BREAKFAST IN THE WORLD.
BUT SUDDENLY THE SALMON STARTED TO BE ALIVE AGAIN AND WAS MAKING THIS CLICKING SOUND. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! CLICK CLICK CLICK. WHAT KIND OF FISH MAKES THIS SOUND ???
EVENTUALLY, I WAS SO DISTURBED THAT I OPENED MY EYES. I FOUND MOMMY HOLDING A BLACK BOX UP TO MY FACE. IT WAS MAKING CLICKING SOUNDS JUST LIKE THE SALMON IN MY DREAM!!! DID MOMMY KILL THE SALMON FOR ME AND PUT IT IN THIS SMALL BLACK BOX?
YES SHE DID. BECAUSE SHE'S THE BEST. THE BEST THE BEST. SO NOW, WHERE ARE YOU SALMON. IT'S BREAKFAST TIME.
